Friday, February 27, 2009

Getting A Trim


Stylist : Hello. What would you like to have done today ?

Customer : I'd like to get my hair cut.

Stylist : Are you looking to change your style as well ?

Customer : No. I'd like to keep the style as it is, with my hair parted on the right.

Stylist : How short do you want to go ?

Customer : I'd just like a trim. I prefer keeping my hair a little shaggy.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

New Trend For Men


Male Customer : I have to do something about my hair.

Stylist : You're right. Your hairstyle is out of fashion.

Male Customer : What do you think should do ?

Stylist : I want to cut off your sideburns, trim the sides and back, and make the top a bit spiky.

Male Customer : That will definitely be different.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Getting A Maincure


Clerk : Would you like a manicure today ?

Customer : What does that include ?

Clerk : We clean your nails, shape them, and then polish them while you relax.

Customer : How can I say no? Sounds great.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Top of the line


Customer : Can you recommend some hair-care products ? I want to get rid of these split ends.

Stylist : These are Superhair products. They are top of the line.They are a little more expensive, but they're worth every penny.

Customer : How much is the conditioner ?

Stylist : One bottle is RM65.

Customer : OK.I'll take a bottle of the conditioner.

Monday, February 23, 2009

How's Your Scalp ?


Stylist : Lean back and let me wash the shampoo out of your hair.How's the temperature of the water ?

Customer : It's too hot.

Stylist : OK. What about now ?

Customer : Much better.

Stylist : Are you having any problems with your scalp ?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

So Hot Right Now


From : Sinchew Daily

Customer : I need to do something with my mop.

Stylist : How about a bob? All the superstars are going with short hair.Bobs so hot right now.

Customer : I don't know. I've been growing my hair out for ten years.

Stylist : That's the perfect reason for you to cut it short.

Customer : You do have a point.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Conditioning Treatment


Stylist : I would suggest a wash, a cut, and a conditioning treatment.

Customer : Why do I need a conditioning treatment ?

Stylist : It makes your hair much softer and fuller : Conditioning treatment also help keep your hair healthy.

Customer : That sounds great. How often should I have it done ?

Stylist : Once a month or every time you get your hair cut.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

A New Color


Customer : I need a new color for my hair. I want something fresh.

Stylist : How about dyeing your hair auburn? We can put some hightlights in, too.

Customer : Excellent.

Stylist : I think the new color will give you whole new look.

Customer : That's what I need.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Keeeping Curly Hair Looking Good


Stylist : OK. Your perm is all finished. Check it out in the mirror.

Customer : It looks great. But how can i keep it looking this good at home ?

Stylist : Well, remember not to wash your air for two days. Also, it's best not to blow-dry it. Just use mousse or gel and then lei it air-dry. And only comb it when it's wet.

Customer : All right, I can do that. It seems easy enough.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Perm


Customer : I need a perm today. I don't care if I have to wait five hours. I need it today.

Stylist : I can start on it now, but you might have to stay longer than the usual two hours.

Customer : That's fine.

Stylist : What kind of perm would you like ?

Customer : I want those big curls, like Beyonce. Not the small, tight curls.

Stylist : Good choice.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Making An Appointment


Customer : I'm Debbie Hsu. I'd like to make an appointment with Connie Tsang for threee o'clock next friday.

Receptionist : I'm sorry, but Connie is booksed up for the next two weeks. Would you like a different day or can I interest you in a different stylist ?

Customer : Connie is the best. I'll wait. When is the next time she's available ?

Receptionist : I can squeeze you in at noon on December 1. How's that ?

Customer : That'll be fine.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Putting Air in the tire


Attendent : Sir, it looks like your front right tire is low on air.

Customer : Oh, you're right.

Attendent : Don't worry. There's a DIY air pump right over there. If you have any problem with it, just tell me, and I will come over to help pump up your tire.

Customer : That's great, thanks !

Friday, February 13, 2009

Free Gift


Attendent : With this fill-up, you get a free gift. What would you like ?

Customer : What are my choices ?

Attendent : You can have a case of bottled water, five boxes of tissues, or a coupon for five free car washes.

Customer : I'll take the water. Can you put it in my trunk ?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Car Wash


Attendent : Sir, no offense, but your car is filthy.

Customer : I know. I've been too busy to wash it during the past two weeks.

Attendent : We offer a car wash service right over there. It usually only takes about seven minutes.

Customer : Great. I have some spare time right now.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Pump it yourself


Customer : Can you show me how to use the gas pump ?

Attendent : Swipe your credit card first. Then pick up the nozzle and push the start button. Now put the nozzle in the gas tank and squeeze the handle. The pump will stop automatically when the tank is full.

Customer : OK, I got it.

Attendent : Please make sure not to spill any gas.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fill it up ?


Attendent : What kind of gas would you like, sir ?

Customer : Unleaded 98, please.

Attendent : No problem. How much do you want ? Would you like me to fill it up ?

Customer : No, RM20 worth of gas will be fine. That should be enough for me to drive back to the car rental place.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Before Filling Up The Tank


Attendent : Sorry, Sir. You have to put out your cigarette before I fill up your tank.

Customer : Ok. No problem.

Attendent : Sir. Please shut off your engine as well.

Customer : Right. Sorry, I forgot about that.

Attendent : That's all right. Thank you for your cooperation.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Change ?


Passenger : I only have a 50sen coin. Can you give me change for it so I can pay the exact amount ?

Bus Driver : I am not allowed to touch any of the money here.

Passenger : So that means I have to pay 50sen for a 10sen ride ?

Bus Driver : I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Perhaps another passenger can help you out.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

No Eating on the bus


Bus Driver : Excuse Me, don't you see the sign ?

Passenger : What's wrong ?

Bus Driver : You are not allowed to eat on the bus. It might make a mess.

Passenger : Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I will put my lunchbox away right now .

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Transferring from one bus to another


Passenger : Hello. Sir. Is this bus going to Kajang train station ?

Bus Driver : If you take this bus, you 'll have to transfer at Sungai Long and then take another bus that goes to Kajang.

Passenger : OK. can you notify me when to get off ?

Bus Driver : No problem.

Don't forget to pay your fare.


Bus Driver : Hey, don't foeget to pay your fare !

Passenger : I paid when I got on.

Bus Driver : That was half an hour ago. We've gone into the other zone, You have to pay again.

Passenger : OK. Thanks for reminding me.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Quote of today.



"If you want to have a better performance than the crowd, you must do things differently from the crowd."                                                                                                      - John Templeton

How much should I pay ?



Passenger : Excuse me. How much is the bus fare for me and my two daughters ?

Bus Driver : It's RM1.50 for adults. bus rides for babies are free of charge.And how old is the little girl ?

Passenger : She is 10 years old.

Bus Driver : Well, children under 12 years of age pay RM1.

Passenger : OK. I see. That adds up tp RM2.50 for the three of us.

Can I get a receipt ?


Taxi Driver : Here's your change.Now don't forget your pursce or your umbrella, ma'am.

Passenger : Thanks. Oh. Can I get a receipt ?

Taxi Driver : Sure. Here you go. It's already stamped.All you have to do is fill in the total.

Passenger : Thank you.

Vocabulary : 

Change n.零钱